Peel and paper-thin slice potatoes with a mandolin or knife and please don’t cut yourself damnit. Sit the potatoes in room temperature water to prevent the potatoes from oxidizing.
We are going to make a blond roux by mixing butter and flour over medium heat. (Refer to page 4 for tips on Blonde Roux.)
A WHISK MUST BE USED for this part of the recipe. I REPEAT. JK—not repeating. Next, add coconut milk to the roux. When the milk begins to heat, gradually combine cheese. Keep the stove on low so you don't burn the shit. Then add salt, Paprika, and cayenne.
Layer the potatoes in the dish and pour the cheese sauce in every layer. Cover the top with the 2 cups of sharp cheddar cheese and then garnish with paprika. Place in the oven for 1hr with foil on top at 350F degrees. After 30 minutes, uncover to get a golden top.
Butterfly the lobster tail by cutting it with kitchen scissors down the middle and pulling lobster meat on top of the shell. Mince ½ of the pepper (no seeds) and combine with salt. Squeeze fresh orange juice, rub garlic butter, and salt mix onto the tail and grill for 15-20 minutes over medium heat.
If we are not in the mood to grill, we can season and sear the lobster to get a nice color on it. Then finish it off in the oven at 350F for 15 minutes.